Archive for June, 2006

The Great and Powerful Wizard Has Spoken

June 30, 2006

… and girl Rottie does NOT have cancer. happydancehappydance

She is having a Lyme disease relapse and has arthritis in her front elbow joint, but nothing terrible or unfixable. She will get doggie glucosamine and more antiobiotics (fun fun fun), and possibly some pain meds on an as needed basis.

I’m off to pick her up any time after 3 PM today from her x-ray appointment. Her brother will be thrilled – he has moped pitifully around the house all day. This is the longest they have been spearated since they were born in the same litter 10 years ago, and he hasn’t wanted to leave my side. He is giving me the patented “Most Pitiful Dog In The Universe” look right now, as I type this. Poor baby!

Now Listening: Sex Pistols Never Mind The Bollocks…

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Trainwreck Television

June 27, 2006

Listening to an interview with Piers Morgan (one of the judges on the new NBC show America’s Got Talent) on the radio today introduced me to the phrase “trainwreck television” -
Piers stated that Americans love “trainwreck TV”. I think he’s absolutely right. Until recently, I never would have put myself into the trainwreck television watcher category. Old standby pseudo-reality shows with boring formats like Survivor, Big Brother, Amazing Race, Real World and the like just never struck a chord with me. However, it seems if you put pseudo reality in the right format, my book-loving self gets hooked like everybody else. Thank goodness for TiVo or I’d never be able to watch the normal television I love plus these shows!

What trainwrecks am I currently watching? Talent trainwrecks. I have been hooked by American Idol since day one. Add in So You Think You Can Dance and America’s Got Talent and my weekly dreck roster is complete. I am also watching Hells Kitchen, in spite of not liking it last season, because a friend of mine from my wasted youth is on it (Go Sara!). My favorite part of American Idol is, of course, the auditions phase. I’m actually only half enjoying the auditions phase of America’s Got Talent (how many drag queens and bad jugglers can you stand, anyway?), though I loved the auditions for So You Think You Can Dance – the street dancers are consistently amazing to watch, even if they don’t make it through.

What is it about watching people try, fail, try again, and perhaps succeed that has Americans hooked? Are we living vicariously through total strangers? Are we so busy we have to rely on others to fulfill our secret dreams and desires (to have talent, to have money, to have fame, to have)? Or is it so much less complicated – do we simply want to be entertained at any cost?

Weigh in people – I want to know what you all think (and also what trainwrecks you watch).

Now Listening: The Cure Disintegration

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New URL!

June 26, 2006

I decided to get more professional. If you have linked here, please change your link to:

http://smokeringsandcoffeestains.com

What prompted the decision? A far right religious group started a blogger site with an url very close to mine, and typos were taking people there instead of here. Can’t have that!

Mysterious Plant Appearances

June 25, 2006

My neighbors know I dabble in gardening (dabble meaning I am inherently LAZEE and only plant low maintenance plants and don’t waste time with composting and weed killers and such). So, they have taken to dropping of mysterious flats of plants on my porch. I never who they are from exactly, and they usually turn out well, so “Thanks, anonymous neighbors!”

Today, my mystery plants waiting on the porch were a flat of cauliflower, a flat of cabbage (um, ick, but ok, I’ll plant it), and a flat of honey dew melon vines. Cool.

New Hampshire is a very weird place, but sometimes? It is very cool.

Now Listening: Iggy Pop Mix, current song “blah blah blah”

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Bahst’n Here We Come

June 24, 2006

Off to Bahst’n today for a dose of comedy at the play “Laughing Liberally”, playing tonight at Jimmy Tingle’s. Before the play we’re eating the Yankee version of Southern food at Red Bone’s.

I’m nervous to leave the girl Rottie, even though she is showing some improvement, because she is still limping. Honey assures me she will be fine, and I’m sure she will, but mamas worry. Even mamas to just furkids.

There is a fireworks extravaganza headed our way – honey went in with some friends and bought mad loads of fireworks yesterday (big ones, some nice mortars and rockets and full scale shimmers and pounds and pounds of other fancy stuff) at wholesale from a guy who is dismantling his fireworks business. He did this as a “surprise” (In guy speak, this means he didn’t feel like running it by me because he knew the answer would not be to his liking. This is sometimes referred to by the guys as “better to ask forgiveness than permission”). He was surprised when I did not get upset, but did tell him if he thought he was lighting those off anywhere near girl Rottie (fireworks are one of her only fears – she shakes, trembles, whimpers, tries to hide her fat ass under the couch, can’t sleep, etc) after how sick she’s been he was dreaming.

He had to acknowledge that would, in fact, be cruel, so he conferred with his buddies and found a solution. Buddy who has 27 acres in the middle of BFE Cow Hampshire right on a lake. Can you say fireworks barge on the fourth and grandma and grandpa babysitting the grandRotties? Awesome. Toss that in with a town wide barbecue on the third (Honey’s birthday is the third. He’ll be 34) and some other stuff and July is shaping up to start off with a bang.

So, anyway, the guys are coming over to sort out their massive piles of fireworks and confirm with Other buddy that he’s up for the fourth, really, and wasn’t just feeling drunk and generous yesterday, and I’m off to give girl Rottie the first handful of antibiotics for today. Thank goodness for peanut butter.

Now Listening: The Pogues Rum, Sodomy and the Lash

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We’re Off to See the Wizard

June 20, 2006

At least, I hope we are. Our dogs are ten now, and were already scheduled for their annual vet visit today. Two weeks ago, we found a lump in the girl Rottie’s shoulder. I kept hoping, in typical ostrich fashion, that it was some kind of bite that would be gone by today. It isn’t. Hopefully our vet will be able to reassure us it is nothing to worry about.

UPDATE: Love our vet. Since the dogs have had lyme disease before since moving to New England, he decided to first treat the baby’s lameness and lump by trying the antibiotics for lyme disease. If she shows signs of improvement before Friday on intensive antibiotic treatment, that’s great – we’ll continue for the full month of meds and it should clear up. If she is still lame on Friday afternoon he will x-ray her leg and shoulder and we’ll go from there.

Now Listening: panting tongues and waggy nubble tails because we’re going for A Ride! A Ride! Oh Boy! A Ride!

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Chiming In on the Britney Thing

June 16, 2006

At another site I frequent, the supject of La Spears-Federline was brought up. After sighing dramatically (a nifty trick online, I tell you), I responded. I figured my response was fairly all-purpose. So, I shall parrot it here for the Net Masses:

On Britney:

I genuinely feel sorry for her. She has a mother who is totally willing to rag on her trashy-ass husband in public, but won’t go by the house and show the girl how to parent her child (and contrary to popular myth, the art of motherhood does not come “magically” to every woman). She has paparazzi who literally trip her in the street and hound her until she cries. She gets publicly ridiculed for driving with said child on her lap, which is something I know my grandpa used to do, and probably hers as well down South. A simple “I know you loved that when you were little but backroads and city streets are just not the same” comment (followed days later by a “I know putting a baby in a car seat is like wrestling a greased pig through a burning loop sometimes, but it really needs to face backward not forward” comment) would have sufficed instead of being made a legal poster child for child safety laws in California.

She has poor taste in men, no parenting skills, she is 24 and has been pampered herself for quite some time and is struggling to switch to a mother role, I can’t stand her music, and her career is in the hole, she doesn’t have an orginal thought in her little blond head (copycatting the Jolie Pitts without the philanthropy? puh-leeze dear) but does she really deserve the glee with which the paparazzi is chasing their “fallen prissy princess”? I mean, give her a break already, and maybe a gift certificate for some parenting classes.

There. First the Flickr, now the Spears. Am a total lemming.

Now Listening: well, sure as heck not to Britney. The Phenomenauts, actually.

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The Leader of the Senate Committee Reviewing Net Neutrality is Planning to Sell You Out

June 14, 2006

Net Neutrality Has A Song NOw

Senate Committee Chair Shows His ASS

On Point Radio piece

How can we get the word out even more? How do we get the Senate to turn this horrible House decision on its ear? I am in shock and awe that our government is so blatantly disregarding the will of the people they are supposed to represent.

Call you senator (don’t write or email only, CALL. FAX). Then? Call someone else’s Senator. Call and fax and email them all. Clog the lines with outspoken citizens. Pass this email and the Save The Internet address along to your friends, family and co-workers. ACT NOW.

Now Listening: Some radio station in New England with all alt 80s Wednesday

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Hands in the Dirt, Head in the Clouds

June 11, 2006

The sun came out after the nearly two week long deluge here. I finally got into the garden I had planted when it was sunny and nice for a while, and much of it had drowned. The cucumbers, mint, pumpkins, squash, garlic, asparagus, radishes, one colorado hot pepper, several of the different beans (I plant purple, yellow, and green beans), corn, snap peas and, of course, the weeds were ok. Unfortunately, we lost the tomatoes, broccoli, sweet peppers, habaneros, mesclun lettuces, spinach and herbs. The carrots and sweet maui onions we aren’t sure about yet – they are small but may be ok.

So, off we went to do what I consider cheating: buy pre-started plants at the nursery. I also don’t like to do this because I tend to plant unusual varieties of vegetables that I grew to love on the west coast, which they just don’t sell here. That said, we did find some Roma tomato plants, Early Beauties, and a handful of herbs, including cilantro (a miracle!). I was unable to find replacements for the dill, oregano or parsley though.

In the end it didn’t matter – I got to spend time in my garden, outside, enjoying the breezy sunshine (breezy means “gale force winds” in NH). I have a sunburn on my forehead (I know! Attractive!), dirt and mosquito bites everywhere and a huge smile on my face for the first time in weeks.

PS: Anyone know how to rid our garden of Gypsy Moth caterpillars? We don’t have many, but it doesn’t take many to turn into plant destroying Gypsy Moths mid-season.

Now listening: To the neighbors’ parrot on their porch, who we are teaching to whistle Dixie. heh. We already taught it wolf whistles and how to meow like a cat. They are still trying to figure out where it learned that stuff…

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Creating a Resource for Blog Templates

June 10, 2006

Over at one of my favorite communities, I have started creating a resource for bloggers to be able to find what they need to get the most use out of their blogware. As I am far from an expert in all blogware types, please visit and add your two cents to the linky goodness.

So far I have put up the following “tutorials” and “links and resources”:

Blogger Template Tutorial

Movable Type Templates and Resources

TypePad Templates and Resources

WordPress Templates and Resources

GreyMatter Templates and Resources

LiveJournal Templates and Resources

If I forgot any blogware programs or sites that are mainstream like the above, leave it in comments and I’ll create a post on EA for it and update the linky goodness here.

Now Listening: Suicidal Tendencies Prime Cuts

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