Save us from this potential alternate television universe, and work to prevent a strike:
Indeed, if the “good new ideas” include punking weddings, famous people driving fast, and giant bingo drums, the “bunch of crap” produced out of work-stoppage desperation should be truly breathtaking, with poorly thought out offerings like Are You Man Enough To Shave This Homeless Man’s Genitals? rushed onto the schedule by evil Fox altenative-programming mastermind Mike Darnell. It would undoubtedly be less painful just to drown yourself in a bathroom sink full of bleach now than to endure the aftermath of a prolonged strike.
Holy horrors, Batman, say it won’t be so!
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